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The first five days after the weekend are the toughest. - Funny Metal Sign
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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm. - Funny Metal Sign
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Silence is the only thing that's easier done than said. - Funny Metal Sign
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Salty has replaced bitter as the flavor of being upset. - Funny Metal Sign
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Religion is like a thousand year long game of telephone - Funny Metal Sign
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Reckless driving is bad, and wreckless driving is good. - Funny Metal Sign
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Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry. - Funny Metal Sign
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Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. - Funny Metal Sign
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People are always available for work in the past tense. - Funny Metal Sign
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Once you reach the age of 113 you are a teenager again. - Funny Metal Sign
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Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you. - Funny Metal Sign
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Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong. - Funny Metal Sign
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No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid. - Funny Metal Sign
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Nikola Tesla is now best known for not being well known - Funny Metal Sign
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Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence. - Funny Metal Sign
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Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. - Funny Metal Sign
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Keep up the good work! But please don't ask me to help. - Funny Metal Sign
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Isn't Christianity Judaism with a Jesus expansion pack? - Funny Metal Sign
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In the word scent, is it the S or the C that is silent? - Funny Metal Sign
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In other people's dreams, I've met people I don't know. - Funny Metal Sign
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Illegally parked cars will be towed at owner's expense. - Funny Metal Sign
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If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it. - Funny Metal Sign
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I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm not lazy. I'm just naturally a very relaxed person. - Funny Metal Sign
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I want to hear my native language as a foreign language - Funny Metal Sign
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I clapped because it's finished, not because I like it. - Funny Metal Sign
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He's just a politician trying to save both his faces... - Funny Metal Sign
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He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth. - Funny Metal Sign
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He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. - Funny Metal Sign
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Has anyone ever tasted an end? Are they really bitter? - Funny Metal Sign
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Gray hair is just your hair printer running out of ink. - Funny Metal Sign
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Fishing is the underwater equivalent of Alien abduction - Funny Metal Sign
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Everything on earth is either a banana or not a banana. - Funny Metal Sign
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Every rule has an exception. This rule is no exception. - Funny Metal Sign
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Every material is bulletproof if you have enough of it. - Funny Metal Sign
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Dying of old age is basically saying death by survival. - Funny Metal Sign
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Funny Metal Sign
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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. - Funny Metal Sign
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. - Funny Metal Sign
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Do you know how to make God laugh? Tell him your plans. - Funny Metal Sign
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Dear karma, I have a long list of people you've missed. - Funny Metal Sign
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Cracking my knuckles is an ability that has a cooldown. - Funny Metal Sign
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Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them. - Funny Metal Sign
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Buying a wallet is like trading your books for a shelf. - Funny Metal Sign
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Be braver — you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - Funny Metal Sign
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Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen. - Funny Metal Sign
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Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times - Funny Metal Sign
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Antarctica has the highest average IQ of any continent. - Funny Metal Sign
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. - Funny Metal Sign
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All your internal organs function in complete darkness. - Funny Metal Sign
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All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous model. - Funny Metal Sign
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Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose. - Funny Metal Sign
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. - Funny Metal Sign
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Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me. - Funny Metal Sign
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A mile a minute sounds way faster than 60 miles an hour - Funny Metal Sign
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. - Funny Metal Sign
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Funny Metal Sign
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A blind person must have a really low electricity bill. - Funny Metal Sign
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You don't actually bite down on anything. You bite up. - Funny Metal Sign
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You can always tell luck from ability by its duration. - Funny Metal Sign
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You are the human equivalent of a participation award. - Funny Metal Sign
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Funny Metal Sign
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When all other means of communication fail, try words. - Funny Metal Sign
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We are all living at the bottom of an ocean of Oxygen. - Funny Metal Sign
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Trademarking is the adult version of I called it first - Funny Metal Sign
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To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. - Funny Metal Sign
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Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing. - Funny Metal Sign
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The two worst sentences you can get are life and death - Funny Metal Sign
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The new American Dream is having a positive net worth. - Funny Metal Sign
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. - Funny Metal Sign
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The human body is really quiet for everything it does. - Funny Metal Sign
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The healthiest I treat my body is when I'm already ill - Funny Metal Sign
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The first immortal creature will probably be a lab rat - Funny Metal Sign
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The Christian church is the world's largest book club. - Funny Metal Sign
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The best way to ruin a moment is to try and capture it - Funny Metal Sign
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Slow internet is a lot more annoying than no internet. - Funny Metal Sign
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. - Funny Metal Sign
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Phone is one of the least used apps on my mobile phone - Funny Metal Sign
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Only two days of your life are less than 24 hours long - Funny Metal Sign
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No one can put you down without your full cooperation. - Funny Metal Sign
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No matter where I go, the place is always called here. - Funny Metal Sign
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Never odd or even is Never odd or even read backwards. - Funny Metal Sign
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Never argue with a woman when she's tired — or rested. - Funny Metal Sign
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad. - Funny Metal Sign
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My fingers are very slowly 3D printing my fingernails. - Funny Metal Sign
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Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before. - Funny Metal Sign
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Most burning issues generate far more heat than light. - Funny Metal Sign
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Mary was the first one who yelled JESUS! out of anger. - Funny Metal Sign
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Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen... - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
If you steal a pen from a bank you just robbed a bank. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
If you order DiGiorno Pizza on Amazon, it IS delivery. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
If you hear a sniper's gunshot, you're not the target. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed? - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet? - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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If our ISP's cap data, ads should be considered theft. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
I've never had to change the lightbulb in a microwave. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95