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You had absolutely no say in the matter of your existence. - Funny Metal Sign
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Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk? - Funny Metal Sign
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Whenever I go running, I meet new people. Like paramedics. - Funny Metal Sign
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When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing. - Funny Metal Sign
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What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency? - Funny Metal Sign
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We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything. - Funny Metal Sign
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They say every pot finds its lid. I think I must be a wok. - Funny Metal Sign
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There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. - Funny Metal Sign
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There's no better vacation than my boss being on vacation. - Funny Metal Sign
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There are tons of skeletons in the ground wearing tuxedoes - Funny Metal Sign
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The phrase hanging up the phone has lost its significance. - Funny Metal Sign
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The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. - Funny Metal Sign
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The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away. - Funny Metal Sign
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The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous. - Funny Metal Sign
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The clever give in. That's why the world is run by idiots. - Funny Metal Sign
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The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero. - Funny Metal Sign
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Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot. - Funny Metal Sign
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. - Funny Metal Sign
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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm. - Funny Metal Sign
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Support bacteria — it's the only culture some people have! - Funny Metal Sign
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Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier. - Funny Metal Sign
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Stupidity got us into this mess — why can't it get us out? - Funny Metal Sign
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Some guy named frank must have been very straight forward. - Funny Metal Sign
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snappy repartee: What you'd say if you had another chance. - Funny Metal Sign
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Saying drugs and alcohol is like saying fruits and bananas - Funny Metal Sign
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Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses. - Funny Metal Sign
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pain, n.: One thing, at least it proves that you're alive! - Funny Metal Sign
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Our hair turning gray is like our body running out of ink. - Funny Metal Sign
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One thought driven home is better than three left on base. - Funny Metal Sign
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One extra day every four years and of course it's a Monday - Funny Metal Sign
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Of 7 billion, I am my dog's favorite person on the planet. - Funny Metal Sign
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Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it's Tuesday. - Funny Metal Sign
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No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck. - Funny Metal Sign
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Never leave till tomorrow what you can immediately forget. - Funny Metal Sign
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Never forget that you're unique. Just like everybody else. - Funny Metal Sign
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Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. — Anonymous - Funny Metal Sign
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. - Funny Metal Sign
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My phone when I'm bored is like my fridge when I'm hungry. - Funny Metal Sign
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My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met. - Funny Metal Sign
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My friends are so much cooler than you. They're invisible. - Funny Metal Sign
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Most of my clothes have been to countries that I have not. - Funny Metal Sign
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. - Funny Metal Sign
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It's not premarital sex if we're not going to get married. - Funny Metal Sign
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Instagram would be a good name for a weed vending machine. - Funny Metal Sign
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep. - Funny Metal Sign
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If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'd like to help you out today. Which way did you come in? - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder how many strangers I've walked by more than once. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder how many miles my thumb has scrolled on my phone. - Funny Metal Sign
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I want to reach your mind — where is it currently located? - Funny Metal Sign
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. - Funny Metal Sign
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I manage my money in a game better than I do in real life. - Funny Metal Sign
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I like to go to self checkout because it doesn't judge me. - Funny Metal Sign
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I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count. - Funny Metal Sign
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I don't suffer from insanity — I enjoy every minute of it. - Funny Metal Sign
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I bring too much to the table to be treated like a napkin. - Funny Metal Sign
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Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. - Funny Metal Sign
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Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. - Funny Metal Sign
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Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. - Funny Metal Sign
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Creditor, n.: A man who has a better memory than a debtor. - Funny Metal Sign
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Bumper cars is a terrible way to introduce driving to kids - Funny Metal Sign
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BEWARE! People acting under the influence of human nature. - Funny Metal Sign
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Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all. - Funny Metal Sign
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Being healthy only means you are dying as slow as possible - Funny Metal Sign
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. - Funny Metal Sign
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Accept people for what they are — completely unacceptable. - Funny Metal Sign
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A problem is really only a fact that someone is resisting. - Funny Metal Sign
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A change machine always contains the same amount of money. - Funny Metal Sign
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Your fervent, misguided sense of entitlement is stunning. - Funny Metal Sign
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You're everything I want in someone I don't want anymore. - Funny Metal Sign
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression. - Funny Metal Sign
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You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular. - Funny Metal Sign
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. - Funny Metal Sign
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When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws. - Funny Metal Sign
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When I'm old, being older than Google will be a big deal. - Funny Metal Sign
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What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it. - Funny Metal Sign
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What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away. - Funny Metal Sign
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We named every moon in our solar system, but not our own. - Funny Metal Sign
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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company. - Funny Metal Sign
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. - Funny Metal Sign
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We all dream of being the darling of everybody's darling. - Funny Metal Sign
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable. - Funny Metal Sign
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Unbelievable actor is more of an insult than a compliment - Funny Metal Sign
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Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound. - Funny Metal Sign
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There's a decent chance Rick Astley gave up on that girl. - Funny Metal Sign
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There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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The words similar and same are similar, but not the same. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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The ultimate aim of charities is to no longer be required - Funny Metal Sign
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The moment I fasten the seatbelt, I begin wearing the car - Funny Metal Sign
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The first person to have twins must have been so confused - Funny Metal Sign
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Thank God everyone agrees on the color of traffic lights. - Funny Metal Sign
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Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed. - Funny Metal Sign
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Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else. - Funny Metal Sign
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Science may someday discover what faith has always known. - Funny Metal Sign
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Pizza is always a pie chart about how much pizza is left. - Funny Metal Sign
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People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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